FUNNY

港澳人才看得懂的英文
1 So many people die, never see you die. 
甘多人死，唔見你死。 
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
你教我以後點出嚟行? 
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 
如果你夠姜既話就放馬過嚟。 
4 "I saw a pork chop" 
我見到件豬扒啊。 
5 Are you road?
你係咪路啊？
6 What the water are you?
你係乜水啊？
7 Do you big me?
你大我啊？
8 Zebra chops people.
班馬劈友。
9 The king of the cutting girl.
界女王。
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
批我個頭俾你當凳坐。
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
你當我無到？
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
你有種，我會俾D顏色你睇，兄弟，同我一齊上！
13 Today I was very black son.
今日我好黑仔。
14 I am wearing grass.
我著緊草。
16 Two beat six.
二打六
17 Two five son.
二五仔
18 Piano piano green.
琴琴青
19 I give you some colour to see see.
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
20 Stupid stupid want to move .
蠢蠢欲動。
21 People mountain people sea .
人山人海。
22 How senior are you?
你算老幾?
23 What the ghost are you talk?
你講乜鬼?
24 I fear that you have teeth.
我驚你有牙！
25 Heart flower angry open.
心花怒放。
26 Fish skin
魚皮。
27 Monster of blowing water.
吹水怪。
18 Face green green
面青青。
29 You see road carefully
你小心睇路
30 You go to street carefully
你出街小心D。
31 Do the world
做世界。
32 Big tea rice
大茶飯。
33 American chinese not enough.
美中不足。
34 King eight egg.
王八蛋
35 High hand.
高手
36 DO YOU Old dot ME?
你老點我呀?
37 One old water
一舊水
38 I know your mouse.
我識你老鼠！
39 Measure water/Pound water.
磅水
40 A dragon service.
一條龍服務
41 Pump water.?
抽水
42 I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
我吹雞打你班友。
43 You jump building.
你跳樓啦。
44 You come back home and eat banana
你返屋企食蕉啦
45 I give you a hair.
我俾條毛你ar!
46 Collect skin
收皮
47 Collect father
收爹
48 You give me collect father.
你同我收爹！
49 Laugh die me.
笑死我。
50 You give me stop.
你同我企系度。
51 Eight woman
八婆
52 Eight woman,you are good!
八婆，你好o野!

STUPID ME

Someone called me yesterday...The conversation was...
X: Hello, is this Jeanette?
Me: Yeah, and you are?
X: I'm calling to ask whether you're still available for part-time job...
Me: Oh, really? But I have a job already. And may I know where is this calling from?
X: This is from Myer Centre XXX house (can't really remember the name of his shop)...
Me: Erm...(actually I was so regret about my honesty, and planning to request for an interview)
X: Nevermind then, it's good to hear that you got a job. Bye~
Me: Oh, thanks...Bye~

ARGH~ Stupid me!!! Stupid me!!! I missed an opportunity to may-be getting a higher pay job!!!

Got a free sample yoghurt this morning while I was walking to work. It's yoghurt & grains with banana honey flavour! 1st impression, WEIRD!!! I put it in the fridge at my working place and started another busy working day. After my shift, I was still able to remember to bring it home (I'm kinda forgetful everytime)! Tasted a little bit of it, it was not bad~~~ It smelled like yoghurt, tasted exactly like banana with bites of grains, but I didn't get honey at all!

THINGS HAPPENED THIS WEEK

It's quite some time since I posted the previous post. Recently I'm up to something... which I'm so addicted about it. Not because of the thing itself, but of the users of it! Hahaha... Wanna know what I'm up to? Here's the answer...>>> 《刀剑英雄》A Chinese online game which I'm recently playing and I can't miss a single day to not signing in to it! The website for this game is http://bw.my.changyou.com/! If you're interested to find out what it looks like, then you can just click on the link and start to download it... Then you're done! But firstly, like what I mentioned, I don't find the game itself interesting, but it's the users (players) of it!!! Duh~!

Let me update a little bit of myself in this blog. Wasn't really that busy this week...

Monday: Went to work as usual from 11.30am-3.00pm, ended up accompanying my friend to buy some groceries. And I spotted something which I love so much and hardly got the chance to really look at it closely... TULIPS!!! My favourite flowers!

My friend bought so many goods for her dinner. And I was almost late to my class in the evening because of my 'kindness' companied! 

Tuesday: Another working day from 12.00pm-21.00pm! The very 1st night shift for me... Nothing much special, but I got the same shift as a very nice girl - Jocelyn... She is a very funny girl! And I was laughing and laughing all night long during the shift with her... 

Wednesday: Had Kanji test in the evening Japanese tutorial class... And I got headache all night long... Yet I can't miss the chance to sign in to my precious game... Everyone in my guild was scolding and chasing me to rest, so... I was forced to offline... Took 2 tablets of NUROFEN and off to bed... T.T

Today: Nothing much special as well... The only thing which was making me kinda embarrassed just now during work...>>> I was calling out for a guy of his order (Steamed chicken with rice), what I said was "先生，你的鸡好了 (Sir, your chicken is ready)." And one of my colleagues stared at me and laughed so hard!!! Well, I know it sounded a bit weird with the term I was using... LOL

SUX

Just got home from S's place. Having the curry laksa as dinner prepared by J and the BuBuChaCha from S, it really keeps me warm under this kind of temperature! Really feel thankful and pleasure to have friends like them around with good cooking skills. And of course, I need to pay back by helping them to cut all the onions! Reason for that, cause I will not cry when I cut onions and they do. Seriously, I want to experience the crying part for cutting onions!

It's getting colder and colder, I can hardly stand when the wind blows, it's freezing cold! G was the one to send me home... While walking home, he did tell me what happened to his sister (S) which I found that she had been acting kind of weird during the dinner just now. Well, in conclusion, I can only tell that there's always some officious people which like to care bout other's business, twist around the truth and try to make some trouble out of it... There's also some people who haggle over every ounce with others... Why will they like to care so much? If they are really that sincere to give unconditionally, then why will they bother about getting back rewards? And as well being a boyfriend that doesn't know how to stand out and defend for his own girl... SUX!!! Sigh... We just can never get rid of those vile characters!!!

IP MAN 2 & BUDDHA FEST

Woke up around 9.30am yesterday, took a bath and ready to go out with my friends for breakfast! Took a bus with a friend to 8 miles plain and met with another friend there. Then he fetch us to a restaurant for some dim sum! Been there for few times, but this was the very 1st time I tried so many different kind of dim sum! Satisfied and nice! After that, we went for a movie in the same shopping mall... Ip Man 2 was what we watched!!!

Compared to Ip Man 1, I'll say that Ip Man 2 is better. The main character Donnie Yen is more humorous! I laughed all the way through the movie, but still touched by the story line... This is definitely a-movie-to-watch!

After the movie, we hung out at friends' unit and had our Rami!!! Around 7.15pm, I walked to Southbank for the Buddha Festival with one of my friends... We both stopped at the bridge for the fireworks! It was not a grand one, but definitely a nice one! Then, we continued our food hunting among the booths... They sold different kind of vegetarian food! The food was nice... Walked around the area for awhile, called up one of our friends to fetch us home! 

And on the way home, we decided to have another Rami session... Therefore, we stopped by a friend's house and again...Rami!!! Until about 12am only then I reached my house with all the groceries I bought after the movie and a box of chocolate cheese cake by my friend, prepared to go to the bed... I was exhausted but had fun for the whole day! 

PS: Thanks for the lovely chocolate cheese cake and also all of you guys for a lovely and wonderful Sunday!